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Coffee Crisis

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First release
Feb 24, 2017
Engine
Unity
Genres
Hack and slash/Beat 'em up, Fighting, Indie, Arcade · Action, Science fiction
Platforms
Sega Mega Drive/Genesis, PC (Microsoft Windows), Mac, PlayStation 4, Xbox One, Nintendo Switch, Linux, Web browser

Coffee Crisis is an arcade-style beat 'em up full of caffeinated carnage! This is a full scale release for the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive, packed with classic gameplay and an extra espresso shot of action!

Also known as coffee_crisis.exe

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Storyline
An evil race of aliens called the Smurgliens has watched Earth for years. Through their observations, they deduce that the best humanity has to offer is its wifi, cat videos, metal music, and coffee. Two baristas from the Black Forge Coffee House, Nick and Ashley, take it upon themselves to confront the threat after their coffee shop is invaded.Read more

An evil race of aliens called the Smurgliens has watched Earth for years. Through their observations, they deduce that the best humanity has to offer is its wifi, cat videos, metal music, and coffee. Two baristas from the Black Forge Coffee House, Nick and Ashley, take it upon themselves to confront the threat after their coffee shop is invaded.

Release dates
Sega Mega Drive/Genesis
Feb 24, 2017
PlayStation 4
Feb 28, 2018
PC (Microsoft Windows)
May 04, 2018
All 9 release dates
Mac
May 04, 2018
Linux
May 04, 2018
Xbox One
Aug 15, 2018
Nintendo Switch
Nov 30, 2018
Nintendo Switch
Mar 12, 2020
Web browser
Jul 01, 2021
Age ratings
PEGI 12ESRB T
Game modes
Co-operative, Multiplayer, Single player
Perspective
Side view
Keywords
retro, brawler, homebrew, couch co-op

At a Glance

Critic Score
72
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Overview

Steam review summary

Steam users rate this Mixed, 64 reviews in all languages, recorded 16 October 2026

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Multiplayer

  • Local co-opSteam · 16 Oct
  • Shared or split screenSteam · 16 Oct
  • Steam Remote Play TogetherSteam · 16 Oct

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