
Squirrel Stapler
- First release
- Sep 11, 2023
- Publisher
- David Szymanski
- Engine
- Unity
- Platforms
- PC (Microsoft Windows), Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5
Attributes
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Details
Storyline, release dates, time to beat, age ratings, modes, links, keywords
- Storyline
A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved--a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall--has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again. But that is easier said than done. A sinister presence lurks in the deep forest, and it has only one rule: "Thou shalt not staple squirrels!"Read more
A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved--a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall--has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again. But that is easier said than done. A sinister presence lurks in the deep forest, and it has only one rule: "Thou shalt not staple squirrels!"
- Release dates
- PC (Microsoft Windows)
- Sep 11, 2023
- Nintendo Switch
- Feb 22, 2024
- PlayStation 5
- Oct 16, 2025
- Game modes
- Single player
- Perspective
- First person
- Where to buy
- External links
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- Keywords
- hunting









