The Edutainment Vortex Diner cover

The Edutainment Vortex Diner

First release
Dec 07, 2026
Genres
Indie, Visual Novel · Educational, Mystery, Comedy
Platforms
PC (Microsoft Windows), Mac, Linux

It's time to make learning fun, with sandwiches and smalltalk at the Edutainment Vortex Diner, in retro PC game style! Take classes from ageless and immortal teachers. Get good grades or embrace your inner bratty problem child! Unpack the mystery of this cosmic eatery and perhaps you'll inherit their burdens.

Releases in
34Days
09Hrs
47Min
55Sec

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Storyline
Welcome to the Edutainment Vortex Diner! A collection of classic 80s and 90s educational games that didn't actually exist in your universe, and yet, here we are. Obviously the goal is to learn all about science and history and math, and there's no strange cosmic horror twist to anything, right? Also you can make sandwiches! Meet your teachers -- Miss Monday (Time), Omegus Septum (Science), Sir Rox-a-Lot (History), Detective Inque Wells (Literature) and The Great Zephyr (Math). They are unfathomable beings that span the infinite stretches of time and space and not delusional lost souls in need of a kid to solve the mystery of their existence. Stop insisting the game is anything like that. It's just educational. That's all.Read more

Welcome to the Edutainment Vortex Diner! A collection of classic 80s and 90s educational games that didn't actually exist in your universe, and yet, here we are. Obviously the goal is to learn all about science and history and math, and there's no strange cosmic horror twist to anything, right? Also you can make sandwiches! Meet your teachers -- Miss Monday (Time), Omegus Septum (Science), Sir Rox-a-Lot (History), Detective Inque Wells (Literature) and The Great Zephyr (Math). They are unfathomable beings that span the infinite stretches of time and space and not delusional lost souls in need of a kid to solve the mystery of their existence. Stop insisting the game is anything like that. It's just educational. That's all.

Release dates
PC (Microsoft Windows)
Dec 07, 2026
Mac
Dec 07, 2026
Linux
Dec 07, 2026
Game modes
Single player
Perspective
Text, First person
Keywords
retro, narrative-driven, story rich, dark comedy
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Languages

  • Englishinterface, audio, subtitles
IGDB · recorded 19 Oct 2026

Language data: IGDB · recorded 19 Oct 2026