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What the Golf?

Critic score3 critics
First release
Sep 19, 2019
Publisher
The Label, Triband
Engine
Unity
Genres
Indie, Adventure, Simulator, Arcade, Sport, Puzzle · Kids, Party, Action, Comedy

The golf game for people who hate golf. A silly physics-based golf parody where every golf course is a new surprising type of golf, some brilliant or hilarious, others so absurd they will make you go: What the golf!

Also known as WHAT THE GOLF?, WHAT THE GOLF.exe

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Storyline, release dates, time to beat, age ratings, modes, links, keywords

Storyline
The golf game for people who hate golf! A silly physics-based anti-golf game where you get to golf anything. Every golf course is a new surprising type of golf, some brilliant or hilarious, others so absurd they will make you go: WHAT THE GOLF? Golf is always the same: perfectly round balls, 18 holes, blue sky, neatly cut grass and fancy people in nice clothes. What's not to hate? – Hate no more!Read more

The golf game for people who hate golf! A silly physics-based anti-golf game where you get to golf anything. Every golf course is a new surprising type of golf, some brilliant or hilarious, others so absurd they will make you go: WHAT THE GOLF? Golf is always the same: perfectly round balls, 18 holes, blue sky, neatly cut grass and fancy people in nice clothes. What's not to hate? – Hate no more!

Release dates
iOS
Sep 19, 2019
PC (Microsoft Windows)
Oct 02, 2019
Mac
Oct 02, 2019
All 8 release dates
Nintendo Switch
May 21, 2020
Linux
Oct 22, 2020
visionOS
Feb 02, 2024
PlayStation 4
Mar 14, 2024
PlayStation 5
Mar 14, 2024
Time to beatIGDB · recorded
Main + Extras
4h
Game modes
Co-operative, Multiplayer, Single player
Perspective
Virtual Reality, Side view, Bird view / Isometric
Keywords
golf, casual, level editor, physics, parody
… All 13, mini golf, stylized, cute, funny, satire, memes, colorful, available on - apple arcade

At a Glance

Critic Score
88
Main + Extras (IGDB)
4h

Overview

Steam review summary

Steam users rate this Very Positive, 4,347 reviews in all languages, recorded 16 October 2026

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Multiplayer

  • Shared or split screen PvPSteam · 16 Oct
  • Steam Remote Play TogetherSteam · 16 Oct

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